my days are too hyper

lately i have so much on my mind i cant think, i try to think of one thing and work on it then bam i have something else creeping into my mind, today i was upset over something stupid and i sat out back and thought and i had an old pool just sitting there and it began ticking me off because i fill it and within an hour its deflated and the waters spilling out, well its just sitting there deflated no water in it and i thought man i need some scissors im gonna cut me up some pool, so i came in grabbed some went out and cut it up and then went on to cleaning out the shed and took my neighbor for an errand and got nowhere, then i began in the shed again and another neighbor called and we went ran her errands and i sold some gold leaf i got from the other neighbor to get gas in the car, and i came home i was so bored and i called my neighbor and said i know you aint shaved and showered yet we are going swimming so we did. i brought my daughter with us, it was just us 3 ladies at the lake swimming and enjoying our peace and quiet. im off swimming away from them  and i thought to myself why when men go swimming their manhood shrivels up but a womans breasts dont? lmao omg i need my paper towels, seriously this is all because i dont have paper towels so i cant scrub my floors...lol...i have no life....but yeah thats it for now yall, i figured yall needed a laugh for tonight